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Sexy Easter/Bunny/Egg Jokes

Two men are talking about women and one mentions a mutual friend who works as a bunny girl. The other other guy says, "Forget it, you're wasting your time with her."
"Why?" asks the first guy.
"She's like an Easter egg." says the second guy.
"Oh yeah!" says the first guy " Because I want to eat her!"
"Nah" says the second guy replies, "She looks pretty and she's really sweet and she's absolutely impossible to lay."

A group of women are painting eggs for Easter when one exclaims "this egg reminds me of my ex!"
"Why?" asks her girlfriend, "because he was tough on the outside yet soft & nourishing on the inside?"
"Not really" she replied "it's because it always took him at least 3 minutes to get hard"

We are sorry to report that the Energizer Bunny, who became famous for "going and going and going" has passed away. The autopsy revealed that he died from sexual exhaustion. Apparently, someone put his batteries in backwards and he kept coming & coming & coming.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. Then you'll be sure to get at least one thing done.